6:20PM Monday
November 26, 2012

Hi! I'm Mat...

My goal is to be listened to, called upon, and talked about and help. 

...Unless you are a collection agency.

I come from the Sunflower State where one of two things happened:

• They don't believe in spellcheck, and left the second "T" off my first name when they typed the birth certificate.
• Or, maybe my parents are just weird for naming me Mat with One T.

I hope you enjoy my radio show, because when Piers Morgan discovers I exist, I'm gonna be his stunt double, or join him on CNN as his nearly identical twin (trust me, look at my picture!)  By the way, if you're reading this at four o'clock in the afternoon, just know I am half way through my tea and crumpets.

I stand by the following statements:

• Honey Nut Ceerios with Chocolate Syrup is amazing.
• I'm left handed and think spiral notebooks are dumb.
• I am 6' 3" but can pull off 6' 1" when I practice bad posture.
   
• Yes, I have a small grey patch on the back of my noggin - No I can't see dead people.
   
• Potato Salad is just wrong.
   
• I'm not dyslexic: I love you from the heart of my bottom.

I have more to say at Twitter.com/radiomat